Butta: Wow. I’m am quite literally speechless right now that D’Angelo really did it. HE REALLY RELEASED THIS ALBUM. My God.
Butta: Pigs are flying outside of my window as we speak! And I’m sure that it’s so cold out right now because hell froze over.
Butta: Man, listen. Eff a Kim Kardashian and her greasy Photoshopped ass. THIS is how you #BreakTheInternet. Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa and Happy New Year to us!
D-Money: I don’t think the Internet will be the same until 2015, quite honestly. Not only did D pull this off, he damn near pulled a Beyoncé. If only that pesky listening party fiasco hadn’t happened. I’ve been shaking and crying since we discovered the news on Friday.
Butta: D’Angelo truly did pull a sneak attack on us. While the world was side-eyeing the hell outta him he was actually putting in work. Who knew? I had surely given up on seeing this album until Neverary 32nd.
D-Money: I’ll put it to you this way, when Voodoo dropped, I was 17. I’m now 32. I didn’t think I’d see new D’Angelo before my kids were in college. Hell, I didn’t think we’d see this album before Detox.
Butta: Before Maxwell’s blackSUMMERS’night…
D-Money: Before Hammer pants came back…Wait, those *did* come back.
Butta: Before Jesus comes back…
<D-Money: Speaking of the (Black) Messiah, shall we get into Mr. Archer’s latest resurrection?
Butta: YES LET’S! Can you tell I’m a little excited about this one?
D-Money: If we got any more excited, we’d have to mop up SBHQ.
Butta: And then there’s THAT. LOL