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Oral Diarrhea Continues To Spread Within Hip Hop Community, DMX Now Afflicted

Ill Mami
By Ill Mami


As SoulBounce exposed the lunacy and delusions of grandeur that inhabit the mind of Mobb Deep's Prodigy, now comes word that DMX is now a prime contender to hold the record for the craziest man in hip hop. Why is DMX even a priority these days? Good you should ask. DMX's It's Dark And Hell is Hot is celebrating its tenth anniversary this year, and he will also be releasing a gospel-rap project later this year as well. His new single, and if by "new" you are referring to a chronological timeline and not the same recycled beats and hook getting you hype enough to "tear the club up," "Already" was leaked Friday. 

In any case, XXL decided to take on the intrepid task of interviewing a known manic-depressive with prior felony counts. What became revealed was that DMX is not only absolutely insane, but that his diarrhea-of-the-mouth is worse than experts initially predicted. Furthermore, he has no idea who is running for president. Seriously.  

Here's a sample of the bat-sh*t craziness that resides within DMX's mind:


XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.


You're not? You know there's a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there's Hillary Clinton.

His name is Barack?!


Barack Obama, yeah.

Barack?!


Barack.


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What
the f*ck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?


Yeah,
his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?
Yeah.
What
the f*ck?! That ain't no f*ckin' name, yo. That ain't that n*gga's name. You
can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*ck outta here.

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You're
telling me you haven't heard about him before.


I ain't really paying much
attention.

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I mean,
it's pretty big if a Black...


Wow, Barack! The n*gga's name is Barack. Barack?
N*gga named Barack Obama. What the f*ck, man?! Is he serious? That ain't his
f*ckin' name. Ima tell this n*gga when I see him, "Stop that bullshit.
Stop that bullsh*t" [laughs] "That ain't your f*ckin' name."
Your momma ain't name you no damn Barack.

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DMX then goes on to shed light upon the fact that, due to criminal past, he cannot vote, therefore, it serves him no purpose to educate himself as to which candidates are even running. I don't even have enough time or brain power to want to get into that here. 

But back to the lunacy. As the interview progresses, with respect to the presidential race, he further adds,

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It
doesn't really make a difference. These are the last years.

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I have to give credit to DMX in some regard. He may, in fact, be correct about this presidential race not making a difference. Whichever candidate ascends to the presidency may just be yet another figurehead driving this country into oblivion. People who claim to make this opinion known, however, often have some sort of factual basis for their point-of-view. DMX has none. And what's even more interesting is that DMX is claiming that these are the last days. Wow. The last person I heard claim that was Busta Rhymes screaming "There's only five years left!" But that was 13 years ago.  

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This seems to be a grand problem of epidemic proportions taking hold of the hip hop community, and the sad part is that this is truly nothing new. The answer to this foolishness may be to not ask has-been rappers to give their opinions on anything, at any place, at any time. Even if they vehemently offer. 

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DMX: Here I Am [XXL]

[H/T: NR]

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