Oh, hi there. What, you want some music news? Right now? But we’re jamming to this new Kendrick Lamar! Fine, fine, we’ll take a break just for you. Besides, this week was kind of a trip. For starters, our girl Janet Jackson announced she was splitting from her hubby Wissam Al Mana and some of your cousins got out of pocket (they better don’t). Then Mariah Carey went and inked a deal with Epic, furthering their business relationship (we know, right?!). Oh, and Jay Z finally put all of his skin in the TIDAL game by yanking all his music from competing streaming services (well damn). On top of that, we’ve got a few items about Lil Wayne possibly being a Roc Boy, a possible beat battle between Pharrell and Timbaland, The Roots and their children’s show aspirations, Tyrese running his mouth about women again, Jaden Smith‘s new look and even more. Get the point? Good. Read on.