You know, Animal raises a pretty good point: Who updates Kanye's blog when he's being arrested? Because Kanye himself said that he doesn't have or need any help. And we are inclined to believe him because the style with which he posts images of Balenciaga "Closed Front Cage Sandals With Ankle Pads" cannot be duplicated or fabricated. But we, also, wonder who was doing the duplicating and fabricating while he was scuffling with airport paps? The answer is me. I am Kanye West. You are Kanye West. The kid next door blasting Kanye West is Kanye West. We are all Kanye West in this oppressive place called America. If you haven't seen footage of the scuffle, check it out after the bounce. (Hint: The one in red isn't Kanye. But maybe it's Skillz or Consequence? Let's start a rumor.) And if anyone asks you who's updating Kanye's blog, or making all those hot beats, or making auto-tune tolerable, you tell them "Why you are, Kanye West, because you can do anything."
