
Though no one can negatively judge Wyclef for wanting to express his admiration for Venus since she is one of the preeminent tennis athletes and has a story that is both exceptional and inspirational, this song is not even close to being reflective of her excellence. From lyrical laziness (we get it, her name is Venus), to confusing use of mythology (in Greek mythology Venus did not rule the universe), to haplessly acquiescing to the auto-tune pandemic, "Venus (I'm Ready)" is utterly disappointing. Even the use of young children's voices repeating the anthemic "I'm ready" seems a lackluster attempt at rousing excitement in this uninspiring song.
Listen for yourself while I go watch Williams dominate in the US Open to clear my thoughts. The sound of her smashing that ball at over 100mph and her grunts of determination are a much better sonic tribute to her excellence, anyway. Thankfully, she's always ready. And unfettered by auto-tune.
Wyclef Jean: "Venus (I'm Ready)"