Good afternoon everyone. Welcome to SmutBounce. I already know our Google ads are acting straight retarded as they scramble to relate to this entry, but, we're not going to pretend this isn't happening. Remember that rumor not too long ago about the supposed Rick James sex tape? Remember how you were all "Okay, so what? He probably has dozens, but that doesn't mean I want to see them"?
We take exception to this current trend of post-humus sex tapes, even more so when someone tries to make ends from it. It's tacky and, quite frankly, creepy. Vivid Entertainment, the same folks behind revered classics starring Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson, is releasing Jimi Hendrix: The Sex Tape. Somehow, they got 45 minutes of runtime from this:
The film shows a naked man who resembles Hendrix, the guitar legend who died in 1970, wearing a bandanna in his Afro, having sex with two brunettes in a dimly lighted bedroom. His full face appears on screen for only a few seconds, with his eyes closed. In other portions there are flashes of his profile. But his hands, bedecked with rings, roam large on the screen at times. The film has no audio.
Oh, and there's about 11 minutes of "sex footage". And a bonus disc! What a bunch of malarky. It's probably not even him.
Supposed Hendrix Sex Tape Is Offered [NYT]