Michael Jackson is Freshly Painted; Jon B. Channels Vintage Thicke/Grizzly Adams

What an interesting shift in the universe! That, or God's sense of humor has returned since Friday. Michael Jackson is looking positively "glowy" and vaguely masculine on the cover of Ebony while Jon B. looks like...

Anyone else wanna take this?

Michael Jackson in Ebony Magazine [Zillz]
Jon, B Serious [Stereohyped]