Sh*t or Shinola?
Make Up Your Mind, D'Angelo
So according to his trainer, Mark Jenkins, D'Angelo is getting back into the kind of shape that dissolved underwear of all types earlier in the decade when he released the infamously salacious music video for "Untitled." Rumors of him getting healthy aren't new, but this is good news for the objectifier in many of us who would very much like to get their hands on Voodoo-era D'Angelo for a day or two of catching up on lost time. (It's amazing news, actually.) But what about those of us who would like it very much if he hit us with some of that musical brilliance that he's stowed away and toiled over for the last eight years?
The Spin article from earlier this year - aptly titled "D'Angelo: What
the Hell Happened?" - left the impression that it was his status as a
sex symbol that pushed him away from the studio and toward the bottle.
Why then is it that some of the first news we've gotten since the
Spin article, in which it was mentioned that he's been working on new
material for some time, is from his personal trainer? The same trainer
who turned sexy, Brown Sugar D'Angelo into the chiseled, tortured, "Untitled" D'Angelo? Come on.
In an interview with Entertainment Weekly,
Jenkins mentions that D'Angelo has been playing some new music during
workouts but leaves it at that, claiming D'Angelo would be really upset
if any details surfaced. The topic at hand was D'Angelo's body. After
being chastised for objectifying him and being blamed for his
disappearance from music, I'm going to need him to make up his mind.
I
understand he's an artist, and he's possessive of his work and all that
but the only way to counter the ongoing obsession with his body is to
stop allowing it to be the central talking point. Fans are so desperate for any music from D'Angelo that the old has become new again. Why not post even a
snippet of new music on MySpace or something, build anticipation toward
a new album by teasing us with samples of songs? I'm sure many people
would prefer this over reading his trainer boast about his body fat
percentage. If he wants people to stop focusing on how he looks he needs to
allow us to listen first or move on. [EW/SPN]
Tags: d'angelo
Comments
I said it when I first read the article about the breakdown, and I'll say it again. If the man didn't want people to get obsessed with his body, then why da HELL did he appear butt-azz nekkid in a video in the first place? And yes, if you want people to love you for your music, then give folks something to listen to. Maybe even produce some new isht, even if you don't want to be seen? Dag!
Stephanie Renee | October 27, 2008 2:41 PM | PermalinkI heard his new song on his myspace...and i love it!
char | October 24, 2008 1:30 PM | PermalinkThe entry ill Mami mentions can also be found in the 'related entries' section; "I Found My Smile Again" is actually from the Space Jam Soundtrack.
Ro | October 24, 2008 12:59 PM | PermalinkThe song to which you both are referring also can be found in the link in this sentence:
"Fans are so desperate for any music from D'Angelo that the old has become new again."
ill Mami | October 24, 2008 12:48 PM | Permalink@Wendell: That track has been around a while now. I know I heard it last year and on at least 2 mixtapes floating around online as well.
Soulrific | October 24, 2008 12:40 PM | PermalinkGreat read. but you should know that iTunes has a new D'Angelo track for sell...something about finding his smile again. So as it would happen, he is allowing his fans to listen first. As a heterosexual male, I have no interest in seeing his body, it only makes me want to go to the gym knowing that without a personal trainder like his, or LL's, IT AIN'T HAPPENIN! LOL
Wendell | October 24, 2008 12:19 PM | Permalink