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An Open Letter To Mariah RE: 'I Stay In Love' Video
SoulBounce Headquarters
October 28, 2008
RE: "I Stay In Love" Video
Dear Mariah,
We get it. You have a great body. You're hot. You're smoking. Blah, blah, blah.
But just because you got it, that doesn't mean that you have to always show it. Clearly you didn't get that memo prior to filming your new video for the song "I Stay In Love."
The video opens up with you walking away from a car that you've just blown up in teeny weeny shorts so tight that I got a yeast infection just looking at you. But the showing of skin didn't end there because as it turns out you play a scantily clad Vegas showgirl in the clip. I saw you getting your Gypsy Rose Lee on while looking longingly at a guy in the audience. Was that supposed to be your man, girl? I guess not since he was all up on another chick after your little routine. You may want to ask for your key and dignity back.
So then you left in a huff, jumped in your car and...rode to the middle
of the dessert to blow up said car? Which brings us back to the scene
that started the video, and leaves so many questions unanswered. Was
that old boy's ride? Were you trying to collect insurance money? Did
you run out of gas? I just don't get it. And then to hop into an SUV at
the end, what was that about? I guess you needed a ride and all, but I
really hope that you knew that guy who picked you up. Because in that
nonexistent outfit you were wearing, you looked like a Law & Order: SVU victim waiting to happen.
Oh,
Mariah, I hate to be so critical, but you're better than this--or at
least you used to be. Nowadays when I watch your videos I can't tell if
you're selling ass or the song. You're not the only female singer who
keeps misplacing their clothes in their videos, but it's become a joke
now as far as you're concerned. I'm guessing that this is the last
video to be made from E=MC2, but in the event that it isn't, can you do us all a favor and put some clothes on next time?
Sincerely,
Butta
Tags: mariah carey, put some clothes on
Comments
@Mutada: Then they musta used your screen name and IP address but all is forgiven. :-)
nOvaMaticI've said my fair share of crazy things on the net, but that one wasn't me. It's easy for a person to use the same screen name and say something crazy. Happens to me all the time. I get negative attention sometimes for what I post so people take it a pon them self. Chillax..... Butta. Nice interview w/ Mary Mary BTW and Deborah Cox is still a Braxton knock-off.. But I guess Toni was a Anita Baker knock off so .. Go figure
Mutada al sader the king | October 30, 2008 4:53 PM | Permalink@ Mutada al whatever:
"But the yeast infection line was over the top." This coming from a man who once commented that a female singer who was profiled on this site looked like she had vaginal odor. If you don't sit down right now.
Butta | October 29, 2008 5:38 PM | PermalinkChill out. Is she the first or the last to do it ? And at least... she is talented. Some would consider her one of the best female vocalist of all time. (Hard to tell from her last "few" albums. But the yeast infection line was over the top.
Mutada al,sader the king | October 29, 2008 5:30 PM | PermalinkTo be fair it's just a video. Since she got married she has been covered up alot more.
blknite | October 29, 2008 2:34 PM | PermalinkAMEN!! Mariah, take this advice..PLEASE!! I love you and all... but...it's time to dress your age..
Autumn | October 28, 2008 9:54 PM | PermalinkNO MARIAH! KEEP UR CLOTHES OFF!
WTF | October 28, 2008 8:42 PM | PermalinkI like Mariah but believe she has some real self esteem issues that need to be resolved. Like others have posted, once she divorced Tommy Motola (what like 10years ago!?!) she got a boob job and started dressing less and less. I would so love for her to get a make-over. Mariah: you're 40 ,chick. That ain't old.(..and yes, you can definitely still be sexy) but be a little more age appropriate. Plus get a hair cut, switch it up a bit, do something a little different....take a cue from Halle Berry. She still dresses in style and sexy, but doesn't look quite so 'tartish.' It gets really played seeing it in EVERY video.
DLS77 | October 28, 2008 5:32 PM | PermalinkEvery since Mariah divorced Tommy Mottola she can't seem to find her clothes. What did he do to her?
chynadoll | October 28, 2008 4:51 PM | PermalinkUgh. I couldn't even watch that video. She needs to STEP.HER.GAME.UP.
"..in teeny weeny shorts so tight that I got a yeast infection just looking at you." Hilarious.
Black Maybe | October 28, 2008 3:53 PM | Permalinki think she looks great in the video; the clothes fit the theme of the video. she's in the desert, i dont think she should have been wearing sweats. its just a music video, entertainment. you should see the latest pics of her and nick attending different events; she is dressed very classy in long dresses
sasha | October 28, 2008 3:42 PM | PermalinkPersonally I cant stand Mariah, she had the nerve to say she has never had any kind of plastic surgery, she's always half ass naked and she dresses like a stripper. Besides for that i'm sure she is a wonderful human being:) hey Mariah sometimes more is less, I am tired of seeing you and your twin peaks splashed all over the TV, cover up ma, you are right at the line that seperates skanks from skeezers.......................
stoneyisland | October 28, 2008 2:19 PM | Permalink