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I Am Kanye West
You know, Animal raises a pretty good point: Who updates Kanye's blog when he's being arrested? Because Kanye himself said that he doesn't have or need any help. And we are inclined to believe him because the style with which he posts images of Balenciaga "Closed Front Cage Sandals With Ankle Pads" cannot be duplicated or fabricated. But we, also, wonder who was doing the duplicating and fabricating while he was scuffling with airport paps? The answer is me. I am Kanye West. You are Kanye West. The kid next door blasting Kanye West is Kanye West. We are all Kanye West in this oppressive place called America. If you haven't seen footage of the scuffle, check it out after the bounce. (Hint: The one in red isn't Kanye. But maybe it's Skillz or Consequence? Let's start a rumor.) And if anyone asks you who's updating Kanye's blog, or making all those hot beats, or making auto-tune tolerable, you tell them "Why you are, Kanye West, because you can do anything."
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I'm sure they didn't take Kanye's personal belongings from him.
AroundHarlem.com | September 15, 2008 4:40 AM | PermalinkI cant front I actually like most of the music Kanye has put out, not to mention he puts it down for our hometown, however dude is a bonified dick. I dont care how much money you make it does not give you class, you cannot by grace and class at your local Targets:) the brother should try being a little more humble and stop acting like that kid in 4th grade who gets mad and runs off with his football. Kanye grow up playa. I wonder if the photographers where built like Debo would he have jumped all bad? :)
stoneyisland | September 13, 2008 3:21 AM | PermalinkDid you just slip in your version of V for Vendetta in that write up? :0)
kliki | September 12, 2008 5:56 PM | Permalinklol well...how come nobody has yet considered that he post-dates his entries in advance, much like you guys do? if he says he updates his shit himself I believe him.
actually I moreso believe him cause everyone else doesn't. and I'm annoying like that.
huny | September 12, 2008 4:58 PM | Permalink