I come to you with bad news.
Lyric updates include: "You know where I come from shawty/You can tell by how I wear my hair" and "We jukin' all nite til they close the club."
Where is Joe Jackson with a thorned switch to the face when you need him?
Luckily, Robin Thicke saves the song with strong, sweet vocals on the second verse. His contribution brings the intended flavor to the new version. Further demonstrated by Akon's rendition of "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'," there is much misguided adoration afoot these days. Build a statue. Mentor some kids in his honor. Hell, wear white gloves and shiny shoes. Just leave the music alone. Keep the legacy intact. Just say NO to tragic tributes, kids. Quincy, you got some splainin' to do. Take a listen below.
Quincy Jones feat. T-Pain & Robin Thicke: "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"